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Niko's corny joke machine

Add a joke

Use the form below to submit a joke to the site. It will be added to the review queue and I'll add it if I think it's funny.

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1. Let's start with your name...

Jokes will be searchable by submitter name. Be sure to use the same name every time you add a joke!

2. Now about this joke...
3. Tag it!

Please help categorize this joke by adding a few tags. Tags should be separated by spaces. Any tags less than three letters long will be omitted.

4. Humanity check

Terms of submission:

All jokes go through an approval process and may be edited.

By submitting content to, you agree to the following:

Terms of use:

  1. Enjoy using the site.
  2. Share it with your friends.
  3. Add a joke!
  4. I'm not responsible for content.
  5. Some jokes are offensive and/or *-ist. Deal with it.

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