10 results found for tag 'act'
|229||What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory?||Two test tickles!|
|283||Why did the man get fired from the pasta factory?||He made a fusilli mistakes!|
|308||Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?||Because the P is silent!|
|342||What do you call an Egyptian doctor?||A Cairo-practor!|
|394||What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?||If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture!|
|474||Why was the man fired from the juice factory?||He couldn't concentrate!|
|538||Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?||De brie was everywhere!|
|542||What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces?||Turds!|
|607||Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?||Because they lactose!|
|699||Why did Houdini use trap doors in every act he performed one year?||It was a stage he was going through!|
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