10 results found for tag 'act'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 229 | What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory? | Two test tickles! | |
| 283 | Why did the man get fired from the pasta factory? | He made a fusilli mistakes! | |
| 308 | Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? | Because the P is silent! | |
| 342 | What do you call an Egyptian doctor? | A Cairo-practor! | |
| 394 | What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? | If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture! | |
| 474 | Why was the man fired from the juice factory? | He couldn't concentrate! | |
| 538 | Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? | De brie was everywhere! | |
| 542 | What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces? | Turds! | |
| 607 | Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? | Because they lactose! | |
| 699 | Why did Houdini use trap doors in every act he performed one year? | It was a stage he was going through! |
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