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10 results found for tag 'act'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
229 What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory? Two test tickles!
283 Why did the man get fired from the pasta factory? He made a fusilli mistakes!
308 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent!
342 What do you call an Egyptian doctor? A Cairo-practor!
394 What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture!
474 Why was the man fired from the juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
538 Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? De brie was everywhere!
542 What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces? Turds!
607 Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
699 Why did Houdini use trap doors in every act he performed one year? It was a stage he was going through!

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