20 results found for tag 'air'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 83 | What's black white black white black white? | A penguin rolling down the stairs! | |
| 163 | How do you make a hot dog stand? | You take away his chair! | |
| 295 | What do you call a bald porcupine? | Pointless! | |
| 342 | What do you call an Egyptian doctor? | A Cairo-practor! | |
| 383 | What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? | Virgin mobile! | |
| 406 | Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? | Classic conditioning! | |
| 426 | How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? | F5! | |
| 431 | What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? | One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs! | |
| 436 | What do you call a colleague who is also a dairy farmer? | A coworker! | |
| 437 | What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? | Gag! | |
| 459 | How does the moon cut his hair? | Eclipse it! | |
| 537 | Why is Peter Pan always flying? | He Neverlands! | |
| 577 | Two ants were crawling up Prince Charming's legs. | One turned to the other and said, "Meet you at the Royal Ball tonight!" | |
| 608 | Why do EMTs always travel in sets of two? | Because they're pair-a-medics! | |
| 611 | Why is the army so strict about uniforms? | To minimize casual tees! | |
| 650 | What did the police officer say to the cow? | "Nothing to see here; moove along!" | |
| 651 | How does a paraplegic cow get around? | With a veal chair! | |
| 663 | What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? | Gladiator! | |
| 668 | What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base? | A flat major! | |
| 731 | How did the Eskimo fix his house? | Igloo-ed it back together! |
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