20 results found for tag 'air'
|83||What's black white black white black white?||A penguin rolling down the stairs!|
|163||How do you make a hot dog stand?||You take away his chair!|
|295||What do you call a bald porcupine?||Pointless!|
|342||What do you call an Egyptian doctor?||A Cairo-practor!|
|383||What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?||Virgin mobile!|
|406||Why did Pavlov have such soft hair?||Classic conditioning!|
|426||How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?||F5!|
|431||What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist?||One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!|
|436||What do you call a colleague who is also a dairy farmer?||A coworker!|
|437||What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball?||Gag!|
|459||How does the moon cut his hair?||Eclipse it!|
|537||Why is Peter Pan always flying?||He Neverlands!|
|577||Two ants were crawling up Prince Charming's legs.||One turned to the other and said, "Meet you at the Royal Ball tonight!"|
|608||Why do EMTs always travel in sets of two?||Because they're pair-a-medics!|
|611||Why is the army so strict about uniforms?||To minimize casual tees!|
|650||What did the police officer say to the cow?||"Nothing to see here; moove along!"|
|651||How does a paraplegic cow get around?||With a veal chair!|
|663||What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?||Gladiator!|
|668||What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base?||A flat major!|
|731||How did the Eskimo fix his house?||Igloo-ed it back together!|
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