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ID Setup Punchline Tags
83 What's black white black white black white? A penguin rolling down the stairs!
163 How do you make a hot dog stand? You take away his chair!
295 What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless!
342 What do you call an Egyptian doctor? A Cairo-practor!
383 What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile!
406 Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? Classic conditioning!
426 How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5!
431 What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
436 What do you call a colleague who is also a dairy farmer? A coworker!
437 What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? Gag!
459 How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
537 Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
577 Two ants were crawling up Prince Charming's legs. One turned to the other and said, "Meet you at the Royal Ball tonight!"
608 Why do EMTs always travel in sets of two? Because they're pair-a-medics!
611 Why is the army so strict about uniforms? To minimize casual tees!
650 What did the police officer say to the cow? "Nothing to see here; moove along!"
651 How does a paraplegic cow get around? With a veal chair!
663 What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator!
668 What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base? A flat major!
731 How did the Eskimo fix his house? Igloo-ed it back together!

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