12 results found for tag 'animal'
|313||Have you been to the zoo that only has a single dog?||It's a Shih Tzu.|
|419||What do Jedi sheep say?||Dagobaaaaah!|
|425||Why can't two elephants go swimming?||They only have one pair of trunks!|
|436||What do you call a colleague who is also a dairy farmer?||A coworker!|
|455||What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?||A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!|
|491||What do you call a pig who lost his voice?||Disgruntled!|
|509||What do you call a bear in the rain?||A drizzly bear!|
|520||What do you get from a pampered cow?||Spoiled milk!|
|626||What animal is most likely to be a prostitute?||A whorse!|
|639||What do you call a messy crustacean?||A slobster!|
|650||What did the police officer say to the cow?||"Nothing to see here; moove along!"|
|696||Did you hear about the cannibalistic lion?||Eventually he had to swallow his pride!|
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