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24 results found for tag 'arm'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
13 Where do countries keep their armies? In their sleevies!
37 Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? Well he's all-right now!
275 What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm.
359 What did the fruit get when he enlisted? A rasp-beret!
436 What do you call a colleague who is also a dairy farmer? A coworker!
437 What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball? Gag!
451 What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? A knight gown!
483 What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? An ampu-tree!
491 What do you call a pig who lost his voice? Disgruntled!
520 What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
521 What do you call a T-rex who sells guns? A small arms dealer!
522 What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman!
560 How do farmers party? They turnip the beet!
577 Two ants were crawling up Prince Charming's legs. One turned to the other and said, "Meet you at the Royal Ball tonight!"
578 Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandanavian.
596 How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery? One shucks between fits...
611 Why is the army so strict about uniforms? To minimize casual tees!
650 What did the police officer say to the cow? "Nothing to see here; moove along!"
668 What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base? A flat major!
674 What does a turkey's cell phone sound like? "Wing wing! Wing wing!"
682 What do you call a twitching cow? Beef jerky!
686 Do you know anyone who can't spell "armageddon?" It's not as if it's the end of the world!
708 What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra? When you cum, the glass is half full.
773 What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? Chicken tenders!

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