24 results found for tag 'arm'
|13||Where do countries keep their armies?||In their sleevies!|
|37||Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?||Well he's all-right now!|
|275||What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?||Luke warm.|
|359||What did the fruit get when he enlisted?||A rasp-beret!|
|436||What do you call a colleague who is also a dairy farmer?||A coworker!|
|437||What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball?||Gag!|
|451||What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear?||A knight gown!|
|483||What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off?||An ampu-tree!|
|491||What do you call a pig who lost his voice?||Disgruntled!|
|520||What do you get from a pampered cow?||Spoiled milk!|
|521||What do you call a T-rex who sells guns?||A small arms dealer!|
|522||What do you call a Communist sniper?||A Marxman!|
|560||How do farmers party?||They turnip the beet!|
|577||Two ants were crawling up Prince Charming's legs.||One turned to the other and said, "Meet you at the Royal Ball tonight!"|
|578||Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?||So they can Scandanavian.|
|596||How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery?||One shucks between fits...|
|611||Why is the army so strict about uniforms?||To minimize casual tees!|
|650||What did the police officer say to the cow?||"Nothing to see here; moove along!"|
|668||What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base?||A flat major!|
|674||What does a turkey's cell phone sound like?||"Wing wing! Wing wing!"|
|682||What do you call a twitching cow?||Beef jerky!|
|686||Do you know anyone who can't spell "armageddon?"||It's not as if it's the end of the world!|
|708||What happens when you mix anti-depressants and Viagra?||When you cum, the glass is half full.|
|773||What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?||Chicken tenders!|
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