6 results found for tag 'army'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13 | Where do countries keep their armies? | In their sleevies! | |
| 359 | What did the fruit get when he enlisted? | A rasp-beret! | |
| 522 | What do you call a Communist sniper? | A Marxman! | |
| 578 | Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? | So they can Scandanavian. | |
| 611 | Why is the army so strict about uniforms? | To minimize casual tees! | |
| 668 | What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base? | A flat major! |
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