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ID Setup Punchline Tags
22 What did the termite say when he entered the saloon? "Is the bar tender here?"
82 A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!"
85 A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
218 Where do astronauts hang out? At the spacebar!
258 Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner? Because he was Baroque!
471 Why did the pirate go to law school? To pass the barrrr!
527 What do you call a singing aardvark? A bardvark!
534 Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? He had a few Twix up his sleeve!
544 What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? "Oh no! Michelle!"
576 What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone!
578 Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandanavian.
632 Why does Boo Boo never wear shoes? He prefers to go bearfoot!
683 A caveman and a bear walk into a bar. Bartender asks him, "What's your story?" Caveman says, "Bear with me."
803 Where do buffalo wings come from? A buffalo walks into a bar and orders a red bull.

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