14 results found for tag 'bar'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 22 | What did the termite say when he entered the saloon? | "Is the bar tender here?" | |
| 82 | A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?" | The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!" | |
| 85 | A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve your kind here." | The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" | |
| 218 | Where do astronauts hang out? | At the spacebar! | |
| 258 | Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner? | Because he was Baroque! | |
| 471 | Why did the pirate go to law school? | To pass the barrrr! | |
| 527 | What do you call a singing aardvark? | A bardvark! | |
| 534 | Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? | He had a few Twix up his sleeve! | |
| 544 | What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? | "Oh no! Michelle!" | |
| 576 | What kind of bone will a dog never eat? | A trombone! | |
| 578 | Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? | So they can Scandanavian. | |
| 632 | Why does Boo Boo never wear shoes? | He prefers to go bearfoot! | |
| 683 | A caveman and a bear walk into a bar. Bartender asks him, "What's your story?" | Caveman says, "Bear with me." | |
| 803 | Where do buffalo wings come from? | A buffalo walks into a bar and orders a red bull. |
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