13 results found for tag 'bar'
|22||What did the termite say when he entered the saloon?||"Is the bar tender here?"|
|82||A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your crotch?"||The pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!"|
|85||A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to order a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve your kind here."||The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"|
|218||Where do astronauts hang out?||At the spacebar!|
|258||Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?||Because he was Baroque!|
|471||Why did the pirate go to law school?||To pass the barrrr!|
|527||What do you call a singing aardvark?||A bardvark!|
|534||Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store?||He had a few Twix up his sleeve!|
|544||What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach?||"Oh no! Michelle!"|
|576||What kind of bone will a dog never eat?||A trombone!|
|578||Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?||So they can Scandanavian.|
|632||Why does Boo Boo never wear shoes?||He prefers to go bearfoot!|
|683||A caveman and a bear walk into a bar. Bartender asks him, "What's your story?"||Caveman says, "Bear with me."|
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