9 results found for tag 'bed'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 413 | Why didn't Thor get any sleep last night? | He was up all night to get Loki! | |
| 414 | What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? | It's pasture bedtime! | |
| 443 | Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? | She gave birth in the spring! | |
| 451 | What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? | A knight gown! | |
| 477 | What does King Arthur wear to bed? | A knight gown! | |
| 511 | Why did the coffee file a police report? | It got mugged! | |
| 615 | Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? | She's going to have her baby in the spring! | |
| 724 | How do you make a waterbed more bouncy? | Spring water! | |
| 805 | What does Jeff Bezos do before bed? | He puts his pyjamazon! |
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