8 results found for tag 'bed'
|413||Why didn't Thor get any sleep last night?||He was up all night to get Loki!|
|414||What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?||It's pasture bedtime!|
|443||Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?||She gave birth in the spring!|
|451||What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear?||A knight gown!|
|477||What does King Arthur wear to bed?||A knight gown!|
|511||Why did the coffee file a police report?||It got mugged!|
|615||Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?||She's going to have her baby in the spring!|
|724||How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?||Spring water!|
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