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ID Setup Punchline Tags
413 Why didn't Thor get any sleep last night? He was up all night to get Loki!
414 What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime!
443 Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring!
451 What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear? A knight gown!
477 What does King Arthur wear to bed? A knight gown!
511 Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
615 Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She's going to have her baby in the spring!
724 How do you make a waterbed more bouncy? Spring water!

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