23 results found for tag 'bee'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | What type of bees make milk? | Boobies! | |
| 4 | What do you call a cow with two legs? | Lean beef! | |
| 5 | What do you call a cow with no legs? | Ground beef! | |
| 16 | What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? | BA-NA-NA-NAAAA! | |
| 211 | What goes "zzub zzub zzub"? | A bee flying backwards! | |
| 321 | What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? | Ein stein! | |
| 325 | What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? | Beer. | |
| 357 | Why was the Russian wasp interrogated by the CIA? | Because he was a cagey bee agent! | |
| 424 | What do a pregnant woman, burnt pizza, and frozen beer have in common? | A man who didn't take it out in time! | |
| 470 | What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? | Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup! | |
| 504 | Where did Noah keep the bees? | In the Ark hives! | |
| 524 | What did the ghost say to the bee? | "Boo, bee!" | |
| 558 | How does a robot handle a one night stand? | He nuts and bolts! | |
| 560 | How do farmers party? | They turnip the beet! | |
| 564 | What do bees use to order food online? | Buzzfeed! | |
| 602 | How do you sexually harass a classical music fan? | You grab em by Debussy! | |
| 625 | Why do you need a GPA of 3.0 or better to make honey? | You can't produce honey without the Bs! | |
| 629 | What is a clumsy bee called? | A bumblebee! | |
| 650 | What did the police officer say to the cow? | "Nothing to see here; moove along!" | |
| 682 | What do you call a twitching cow? | Beef jerky! | |
| 711 | What do you call a cow masturbating in a field? | Beef stroganoff. | |
| 732 | What do you call a beehive with no exits? | Unbelievable! | |
| 734 | What do you call a Japanese cover band playing 70s music? | The Mitsubeegees! |
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