10 results found for tag 'bra'
|28||Why was the algebra book sad?||Because he had a lot of problems!|
|78||Why was the rubber band gun confiscated during algebra class?||It was a weapon of math destruction!|
|88||What did the banana say to the vibrator?||"What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me!"|
|241||How do you catch a bra?||You set a booby trap!|
|296||Why should you date a zombie?||Because they're the only ones you can be sure want you for your brains!|
|446||What rock band has four members but doesn't play music?||Mt. Rushmore!|
|483||What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off?||An ampu-tree!|
|639||What do you call a messy crustacean?||A slobster!|
|722||Why did Ariel get new seashells?||Because she outgrew her B-Shells!|
|807||What do you call two guys who really like math?||Alge-bros!|
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