29 results found for tag 'car'
|9||What's the best way to carve a piece of wood?||Whittle by whittle!|
|18||What did one snowman say to the other snowman?||"Do you smell carrots?"|
|173||Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel Prize?||Because he was outstanding in his field!|
|240||What's orange and sounds like a parrot?||A carrot!|
|244||Did you hear about the company making cardboard belts?||They are a waist of paper!|
|255||What did the tailpipe say to the muffler?||"I'm exhausted!"|
|277||What kind of snake lives on a car?||Windshield Vipers!|
|317||What's orange and sounds like a parrot?||A carrot!|
|364||Did you hear about the wooden car? With the wooden engine? And the wooden wheels?||It wooden work!|
|430||What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked?||A seatbelt!|
|449||What do you call a reptillian gambler?||The Lizard of Odds!|
|502||Why are other vegetables afraid of celery?||Because it stalks!|
|515||What kind of car does Jesus drive?||A Christler!|
|524||What did the ghost say to the bee?||"Boo, bee!"|
|533||What do you call an aardvark who plays poker?||A cardvark!|
|562||What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?||People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo!|
|563||What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?||I don't know, and I don't care.|
|570||How does a waiter learn to carry so much food?||By taking lots of tray-ning!|
|587||What do you call a stolen Tesla?||An Edison!|
|606||Why should you never date a dermatologist?||Their care for you is only skin deep!|
|619||What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses?||Swaghetti Brolonaise!|
|620||Why did the carpenter have bad teeth?||Because he kept biting his nails!|
|709||How does a lady vampire flirt?||She bats her eyes!|
|735||Why is dark spelled with a "K" and not a "C"?||Because you can't "C" in the dark!|
|747||Why do the French like to eat snails?||They can't stand fast food!|
|755||What should you do if you see a spaceman?||Park your car, man!|
|768||What do you call a car covered in leaves?||An autumobile!|
|773||What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?||Chicken tenders!|
|777||What's it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead?||Reintarnation!|
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