8 results found for tag 'christmas'
|172||Why doesn't Santa have any children?||Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney!|
|282||Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?||Hollywood!|
|352||What did the naughty soccer announcer get for Christmas?||COOOOOAAAAAALLLL!!!!|
|390||How much did Santa's sleigh cost?||Nothing; it's on the house!|
|399||Why does Santa eggs benedict from a hubcap?||Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!|
|400||How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas?||He has felt your presents!|
|609||What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?||Comet!|
|701||Why was the blonde snorting Sweet 'n Low?||She thought it was diet coke!|
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