4 results found for tag 'clock'
|377||What did the clock do when it was hungry?||It went back 4 seconds!|
|554||Why are the guards around Big Ben always so tired?||Because they're working around the clock!|
|676||What do you call an unshaven British spy?||Stubble-oh-seven!|
|680||When are plants awake?||At tree AM!|
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