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3 results found for tag 'coffee'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
34 A man orders coffee in a restaurant. He takes a sip and spits it out, yelling, "This coffee tastes like mud!" The waiter comes by and says, "Yes, sir. It's fresh ground."
362 What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common? It's fucking close to water!
511 Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

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