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ID Setup Punchline Tags
212 Why did the baby cookie cry? Because it's mother was a wafer so long!
339 What does a baker wear on his feet? Loafers!
369 How do statisticians like their steak? Median rare
407 Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive!
548 What's the fastest cookie in the world? S'cone!
641 What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok...
714 What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Disney film? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!

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