11 results found for tag 'cross'
|1||Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?||He didn't have the guts!|
|76||What do you call a chicken crossing the road?||Poultry in motion!|
|170||What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?||El-if-I-no!|
|351||Why is Jesus really bad at crossword puzzles?||He always gets stuck on 2 across!|
|412||Why did Sherlock cross the road?||To see Watson the other side!|
|438||Why are there no transvestites in space?||Because there's no drag!|
|605||Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?||He's afraid he'll get double crossed!|
|660||How did Jesus get into such good shape?||Crossfit!|
|739||Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three?||Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"!|
|742||What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile?||Arrrgghh Kelly!|
|793||Why did the accountant cross the road?||Because that's what he did last year!|
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