11 results found for tag 'cross'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? | He didn't have the guts! | |
| 76 | What do you call a chicken crossing the road? | Poultry in motion! | |
| 170 | What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? | El-if-I-no! | |
| 351 | Why is Jesus really bad at crossword puzzles? | He always gets stuck on 2 across! | |
| 412 | Why did Sherlock cross the road? | To see Watson the other side! | |
| 438 | Why are there no transvestites in space? | Because there's no drag! | |
| 605 | Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? | He's afraid he'll get double crossed! | |
| 660 | How did Jesus get into such good shape? | Crossfit! | |
| 739 | Why can't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? | Because the signs all say "NO TRES-PASSING"! | |
| 742 | What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile? | Arrrgghh Kelly! | |
| 793 | Why did the accountant cross the road? | Because that's what he did last year! |
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