8 results found for tag 'cut'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 343 | How do you cut a small pizza? | With Little Caesars! | |
| 448 | What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? | "You gonna eat that?" | |
| 459 | How does the moon cut his hair? | Eclipse it! | |
| 483 | What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? | An ampu-tree! | |
| 539 | Did you hear about the guy who could cut wood just by looking at it? | He saw it with his own eyes. | |
| 542 | What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces? | Turds! | |
| 652 | What do you do with a cute corpse? | Perform and awwtopsy! | |
| 754 | How was Rome divided? | With a pair of Caesars! |
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