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ID Setup Punchline Tags
343 How do you cut a small pizza? With Little Caesars!
448 What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"
459 How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
483 What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? An ampu-tree!
539 Did you hear about the guy who could cut wood just by looking at it? He saw it with his own eyes.
542 What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces? Turds!
652 What do you do with a cute corpse? Perform and awwtopsy!
754 How was Rome divided? With a pair of Caesars!

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