8 results found for tag 'cut'
|343||How do you cut a small pizza?||With Little Caesars!|
|448||What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?||"You gonna eat that?"|
|459||How does the moon cut his hair?||Eclipse it!|
|483||What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off?||An ampu-tree!|
|539||Did you hear about the guy who could cut wood just by looking at it?||He saw it with his own eyes.|
|542||What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces?||Turds!|
|652||What do you do with a cute corpse?||Perform and awwtopsy!|
|754||How was Rome divided?||With a pair of Caesars!|
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