10 results found for tag 'dead'
|353||What do you call a fast zombie?||A zoombie!|
|370||Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra?||They couldn't close the coffin!|
|519||How much do old batteries cost?||Nothing; they're free of charge!|
|524||What did the ghost say to the bee?||"Boo, bee!"|
|631||Where do ghosts live?||At the dead end!|
|652||What do you do with a cute corpse?||Perform and awwtopsy!|
|662||How does Mario talk with the dead?||With a Luigi board!|
|664||What's a tomb that holds three bodies called?||A threemb!|
|666||Oú vont les chats quand ils meurent?||Au purchatoire!|
|777||What's it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead?||Reintarnation!|
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