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ID Setup Punchline Tags
353 What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie!
370 Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra? They couldn't close the coffin!
519 How much do old batteries cost? Nothing; they're free of charge!
524 What did the ghost say to the bee? "Boo, bee!"
631 Where do ghosts live? At the dead end!
652 What do you do with a cute corpse? Perform and awwtopsy!
662 How does Mario talk with the dead? With a Luigi board!
664 What's a tomb that holds three bodies called? A threemb!
666 Oú vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purchatoire!
777 What's it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead? Reintarnation!

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