22 results found for tag 'den'
ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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37 | Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? | Well he's all-right now! | |
233 | What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? | Denim denim denim! | |
293 | What do golden cats say? | MeAu! | |
355 | Why does the NSA hate igloos? | Because they are snow dens! | |
364 | Did you hear about the wooden car? With the wooden engine? And the wooden wheels? | It wooden work! | |
384 | What's the difference between Will Smith and Scotland? | Independence Day! | |
434 | Did you hear about the herb gardener who worked until 8pm? | They had to pay him overthyme! | |
446 | What rock band has four members but doesn't play music? | Mt. Rushmore! | |
507 | Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? | He lost his filling! | |
529 | What do you call an aardvark made of steel? | A hardvark! | |
542 | What do you get when you divide poop into three pieces? | Turds! | |
544 | What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? | "Oh no! Michelle!" | |
578 | Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? | So they can Scandanavian. | |
592 | How is a marine biologist different from a golden retriever? | The marine biologist tags a whale... | |
617 | Why are most mummies never identified? | It's due to encryption! | |
625 | Why do you need a GPA of 3.0 or better to make honey? | You can't produce honey without the Bs! | |
628 | Why was the band teacher so controversial? | He made his students read band books! | |
694 | What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long? | A πthon! | |
725 | What do you call dental X-rays? | Tooth pics! | |
764 | Do you know why Bill Gates wasn't thrown out of the Garden of Eden? | Cause he doesn't like Apples! | |
772 | Why did the iPad go to the dentist? | Because it had Bluetooth! | |
801 | Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? | He is fine, he just woke up! |
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