8 results found for tag 'ding'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 173 | Why was the scarecrow awarded the Nobel Prize? | Because he was outstanding in his field! | |
| 382 | What is a pornstar's favorite building material? | Sement! | |
| 453 | What's brown and sounds like a bell? | DUNG! | |
| 657 | What do you call an exploding monkey? | A baboom! | |
| 671 | What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? | Cantaloupe! | |
| 707 | Why did the triangle player quit the Jamaican rock band? | It was just one ting after another! | |
| 720 | What do you call a wild dog who teaches slang? | A lingo dingo! | |
| 736 | What do you call a wild dog that teaches you about slang? | The Lingo Dingo! |
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