7 results found for tag 'dirt'
|172||Why doesn't Santa have any children?||Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney!|
|297||Did you hear about the orange who slept with a dirty lemon?||He got lemonaids!|
|304||What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?||One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!|
|422||Why is dirt so expensive?||It has sedimental value!|
|618||Why must you wash you clothes in Tide?||Because it's too cold to wash them out tide!|
|639||What do you call a messy crustacean?||A slobster!|
|715||What do you call mud with psychiatric problems?||Clayzy!|
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