7 results found for tag 'dirt'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 172 | Why doesn't Santa have any children? | Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney! | |
| 297 | Did you hear about the orange who slept with a dirty lemon? | He got lemonaids! | |
| 304 | What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? | One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! | |
| 422 | Why is dirt so expensive? | It has sedimental value! | |
| 618 | Why must you wash you clothes in Tide? | Because it's too cold to wash them out tide! | |
| 639 | What do you call a messy crustacean? | A slobster! | |
| 715 | What do you call mud with psychiatric problems? | Clayzy! |
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