11 results found for tag 'doctor'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 198 | Did you hear about the eye doctor on the Alaskan island? | Turned out he was an optical Aleutian. | |
| 272 | What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? | "Gee you knit?!" | |
| 281 | Where did the clownfish go when it needed an operation? | To the sturgeon! | |
| 312 | What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? | "You're just going to have to be a little patient." | |
| 342 | What do you call an Egyptian doctor? | A Cairo-practor! | |
| 371 | What kind of doctor is always on call? | An oncologist! | |
| 452 | Why did the Mexican take Xanax? | Because of hispanic attacks! | |
| 555 | How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first? | They use a weightlist! | |
| 608 | Why do EMTs always travel in sets of two? | Because they're pair-a-medics! | |
| 652 | What do you do with a cute corpse? | Perform and awwtopsy! | |
| 715 | What do you call mud with psychiatric problems? | Clayzy! |
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