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11 results found for tag 'doctor'

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198 Did you hear about the eye doctor on the Alaskan island? Turned out he was an optical Aleutian.
272 What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? "Gee you knit?!"
281 Where did the clownfish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon!
312 What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? "You're just going to have to be a little patient."
342 What do you call an Egyptian doctor? A Cairo-practor!
371 What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist!
452 Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Because of hispanic attacks!
555 How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first? They use a weightlist!
608 Why do EMTs always travel in sets of two? Because they're pair-a-medics!
652 What do you do with a cute corpse? Perform and awwtopsy!
715 What do you call mud with psychiatric problems? Clayzy!

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