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15 results found for tag 'dog'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
7 What was Hellen Keller's dog named? "NERGGHGHHGHHGHHGHG!"
8 What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, he's not gonna come anyway!
163 How do you make a hot dog stand? You take away his chair!
271 Why did Snoop Dogg buy a frying pan? Fo' sizzle.
273 Why did Snoop Dogg have an umbrella? Fo' drizzle.
274 What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his white laundry? Ble-atch!
313 Have you been to the zoo that only has a single dog? It's a Shih Tzu.
315 Why did Snoop Dogg have an umbrella? In case of a Lil' Wayne!
385 How do you say "sup, dawg?" in Japanese? Konichihuahua!
406 Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? Classic conditioning!
408 Where do dogs go when they lose their tail? To the retail store!
421 Why did the cowboy buy a corgi? Because he wanted to get a long little doggie!
576 What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone!
720 What do you call a wild dog who teaches slang? A lingo dingo!
736 What do you call a wild dog that teaches you about slang? The Lingo Dingo!

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