11 results found for tag 'dre'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 38 | Why did the tomato blush? | He saw the salad dressing! | |
| 172 | Why doesn't Santa have any children? | Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney! | |
| 236 | What's brown and rhymes with snoop? | Dr. Dre! | |
| 272 | What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? | "Gee you knit?!" | |
| 430 | What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked? | A seatbelt! | |
| 438 | Why are there no transvestites in space? | Because there's no drag! | |
| 557 | What do you call children born in a whorehouse? | Brothel sprouts! | |
| 611 | Why is the army so strict about uniforms? | To minimize casual tees! | |
| 621 | What's a trashman's favorite holiday? | HAULER-ween! | |
| 627 | What do plumber's children play with? | Toylets! | |
| 778 | Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children? | Because they Camelot! |
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