11 results found for tag 'dre'
|38||Why did the tomato blush?||He saw the salad dressing!|
|172||Why doesn't Santa have any children?||Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney!|
|236||What's brown and rhymes with snoop?||Dr. Dre!|
|272||What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater?||"Gee you knit?!"|
|430||What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked?||A seatbelt!|
|438||Why are there no transvestites in space?||Because there's no drag!|
|557||What do you call children born in a whorehouse?||Brothel sprouts!|
|611||Why is the army so strict about uniforms?||To minimize casual tees!|
|621||What's a trashman's favorite holiday?||HAULER-ween!|
|627||What do plumber's children play with?||Toylets!|
|778||Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children?||Because they Camelot!|
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