46 results found for tag 'ear'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 31 | How much do pirate earrings cost? | About a buccaneer! | |
| 40 | What did Delaware? | A New Jersey! | |
| 165 | What did the attorney wear to work? | A law suit! | |
| 169 | Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? | Because his pecker is on his head! | |
| 206 | How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? | With jam in! | |
| 228 | Did you hear the one about the sheet of paper? | It was tearable! | |
| 253 | What do you call a potato wearing glasses? | A spectator! | |
| 254 | Why does Waldo wear stripes? | Because he doesn't want to be spotted! | |
| 265 | What did the seismologist say when he messed up? | "It's not my fault!" | |
| 278 | Why does Waldo wear stripes? | Because he doesn't want to be spotted! | |
| 323 | What kind of underwear do reporters wear? | News briefs! | |
| 327 | Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Gray tea? | Because all proper tea is theft! | |
| 336 | What do you call a bear without an ear? | A "B"! | |
| 339 | What does a baker wear on his feet? | Loafers! | |
| 340 | How many ears does Spock have? | 3: The left ear, the right ear, and the Final Front-ear! | |
| 350 | What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other? | "Sorry, my fault!" | |
| 358 | What did the NSA agent say on his first date? | I'm gonna wiretap that ass! | |
| 373 | What comes between fear and sex? | Fünf! | |
| 388 | Did you hear about the lady who thought the sun disappeared? | She stayed up all night looking for it, then it dawned on her! | |
| 411 | Why doesn't Magneto wear purple anymore? | Because the days of fuchsia passed! | |
| 422 | Why is dirt so expensive? | It has sedimental value! | |
| 443 | Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? | She gave birth in the spring! | |
| 448 | What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? | "You gonna eat that?" | |
| 476 | Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? | Because they are a little meteor! | |
| 477 | What does King Arthur wear to bed? | A knight gown! | |
| 502 | Why are other vegetables afraid of celery? | Because it stalks! | |
| 509 | What do you call a bear in the rain? | A drizzly bear! | |
| 521 | What do you call a T-rex who sells guns? | A small arms dealer! | |
| 538 | Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? | De brie was everywhere! | |
| 539 | Did you hear about the guy who could cut wood just by looking at it? | He saw it with his own eyes. | |
| 546 | How do locomotives know where to go? | They go through lots of training! | |
| 550 | How did Juliet remain at a constant pH and body temperature? | Romeostasis! | |
| 618 | Why must you wash you clothes in Tide? | Because it's too cold to wash them out tide! | |
| 632 | Why does Boo Boo never wear shoes? | He prefers to go bearfoot! | |
| 633 | An olympic athlete was asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?" | He replied, "No, I'm Ukrainian!" | |
| 671 | What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? | Cantaloupe! | |
| 676 | What do you call an unshaven British spy? | Stubble-oh-seven! | |
| 683 | A caveman and a bear walk into a bar. Bartender asks him, "What's your story?" | Caveman says, "Bear with me." | |
| 715 | What do you call mud with psychiatric problems? | Clayzy! | |
| 733 | Why don't people get up early in Athens? | Because Dawn is tough on Greece! | |
| 766 | How do mountains hear? | With mountaineers! | |
| 784 | Why couldn't the vacuum ever say bad words? | Because it was clean! | |
| 792 | Why are accountants excited to work on the weekend? | Because they get to wear casual clothes to the office! | |
| 801 | Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? | He is fine, he just woke up! | |
| 802 | Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? | He's fine; he's awale now! | |
| 806 | What kind of shoes do frogs wear? | Open-toad sandals! |
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