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ID Setup Punchline Tags
265 What did the seismologist say when he messed up? "It's not my fault!"
350 What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other? "Sorry, my fault!"
422 Why is dirt so expensive? It has sedimental value!
476 Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!
715 What do you call mud with psychiatric problems? Clayzy!

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