5 results found for tag 'earth'
|265||What did the seismologist say when he messed up?||"It's not my fault!"|
|350||What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?||"Sorry, my fault!"|
|422||Why is dirt so expensive?||It has sedimental value!|
|476||Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?||Because they are a little meteor!|
|715||What do you call mud with psychiatric problems?||Clayzy!|
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