5 results found for tag 'earth'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 265 | What did the seismologist say when he messed up? | "It's not my fault!" | |
| 350 | What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other? | "Sorry, my fault!" | |
| 422 | Why is dirt so expensive? | It has sedimental value! | |
| 476 | Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? | Because they are a little meteor! | |
| 715 | What do you call mud with psychiatric problems? | Clayzy! |
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