40 results found for tag 'eat'
|33||Why don't cannibals eat comedians?||Because they taste funny.|
|77||Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?||Yeah he got a little behind in his work!|
|88||What did the banana say to the vibrator?||"What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me!"|
|160||Where do hamburgers go to dance?||To the meat ball!|
|167||How is a gynecologist like a pizza boy?||They both get to smell it but don't get to eat it!|
|268||What does a shark like to eat with his peanut butter sandwiches?||Jellyfish!|
|272||What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater?||"Gee you knit?!"|
|274||What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his white laundry?||Ble-atch!|
|280||What side of a turkey has the most feathers?||The outside!|
|310||How does a train eat?||It goes "chew chew"!|
|368||How do snails fight to the death?||They slug it out!|
|369||How do statisticians like their steak?||Median rare|
|370||Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on Viagra?||They couldn't close the coffin!|
|419||What do Jedi sheep say?||Dagobaaaaah!|
|430||What gets longer when pulled, inserts neatly into a hole, and works best when jerked?||A seatbelt!|
|441||How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving Turkey?||Nuked!|
|448||What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?||"You gonna eat that?"|
|454||Why is the sky so unhappy?||It has the blues!|
|476||Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?||Because they are a little meteor!|
|484||Why shouldn't you eat a French fish?||It's poisson!|
|490||What do you call a tidy philosopher?||Neatzche!|
|512||Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?||Because it was a cheetah!|
|536||What bird can lift the most?||A crane!|
|549||What's it called when a cow saves your life?||Bovine intervention!|
|560||How do farmers party?||They turnip the beet!|
|576||What kind of bone will a dog never eat?||A trombone!|
|619||What kind of pasta dish is served at frat houses?||Swaghetti Brolonaise!|
|620||Why did the carpenter have bad teeth?||Because he kept biting his nails!|
|652||What do you do with a cute corpse?||Perform and awwtopsy!|
|666||Oú vont les chats quand ils meurent?||Au purchatoire!|
|696||Did you hear about the cannibalistic lion?||Eventually he had to swallow his pride!|
|697||What's the difference between a human and a bullet?||Humans miss John Lennon!|
|698||What did the Italian say after eating a pizza topped with eel?||"That's a moray!"|
|719||Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow?||He didn't habanero!|
|737||How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?||"Meet Patty!"|
|749||Why does a duck have feathers on its back?||To cover its butt quack!|
|777||What's it called when a hillbilly comes back from the dead?||Reintarnation!|
|785||Which part of the body never wins ?||Defeat!|
|787||How are soybeans and dildos alike?||They are both imitation meats!|
|788||What do you call a sausage's dad?||Paparoni!|
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