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3 results found for tag 'elope'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
17 What did the melon say when her boyfriend said they should get married in Vegas? "But honey, we canteloupe!"
508 How do you know if an envelope is gay? If it comes in the mail!
671 What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe!

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