3 results found for tag 'elope'
|17||What did the melon say when her boyfriend said they should get married in Vegas?||"But honey, we canteloupe!"|
|508||How do you know if an envelope is gay?||If it comes in the mail!|
|671||What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?||Cantaloupe!|
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