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8 results found for tag 'eye'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
156 What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh!
198 Did you hear about the eye doctor on the Alaskan island? Turned out he was an optical Aleutian.
456 What did one eye say to the other eye? "Between you and me, something smells!"
539 Did you hear about the guy who could cut wood just by looking at it? He saw it with his own eyes.
599 Why doesn't Popeye's dick rust? Because he dips it in Olive Oyl!
700 Why shouldn't you run with bagpipes? You could put an aye out, or even get kilt!
709 How does a lady vampire flirt? She bats her eyes!
735 Why is dark spelled with a "K" and not a "C"? Because you can't "C" in the dark!

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