8 results found for tag 'eye'
|156||What do you call a fish with no eye?||A fsh!|
|198||Did you hear about the eye doctor on the Alaskan island?||Turned out he was an optical Aleutian.|
|456||What did one eye say to the other eye?||"Between you and me, something smells!"|
|539||Did you hear about the guy who could cut wood just by looking at it?||He saw it with his own eyes.|
|599||Why doesn't Popeye's dick rust?||Because he dips it in Olive Oyl!|
|700||Why shouldn't you run with bagpipes?||You could put an aye out, or even get kilt!|
|709||How does a lady vampire flirt?||She bats her eyes!|
|735||Why is dark spelled with a "K" and not a "C"?||Because you can't "C" in the dark!|
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