5 results found for tag 'fat'
|530||What do you call a fat aardvark?||A lardvark!|
|555||How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first?||They use a weightlist!|
|559||What did the baker say when his son stole his dough?||"Hey! I kneaded that!"|
|583||What kind of exercise do lazy people do?||Diddly squats!|
|788||What do you call a sausage's dad?||Paparoni!|
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