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5 results found for tag 'fat'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
530 What do you call a fat aardvark? A lardvark!
555 How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first? They use a weightlist!
559 What did the baker say when his son stole his dough? "Hey! I kneaded that!"
583 What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats!
788 What do you call a sausage's dad? Paparoni!

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