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ID Setup Punchline Tags
326 What's a physicist's favorite meal? Fission chips!
330 What is a feminist's favorite fruit? Mango!
382 What is a pornstar's favorite building material? Sement!
397 What's a Catholic priest's favorite chord? A minor!
482 What is a comedian's favorite drink? Booze!
579 What's a horse's favorite condiment? Mayoneighhhs!
609 What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!
621 What's a trashman's favorite holiday? HAULER-ween!
640 What is a giraffe's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines!
671 What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe!
712 What is a pirate's favorite letter? You think it'd be "R," but it's really the "C"!
752 What is a mathematician's favorite kind of boob? Quantitties!
770 What's a pirate's favorite letter? "P": it's an "R" without a leg!

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