8 results found for tag 'foot'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 155 | What do you call a video of pedestrians? | Footage! | |
| 190 | Why did the coach go to the bank? | To get his quarterback! | |
| 332 | Why are snakes measured in inches? | Because they don't have any feet! | |
| 352 | What did the naughty soccer announcer get for Christmas? | COOOOOAAAAAALLLL!!!! | |
| 354 | Why can't your nose be 12 inches? | Because then it would be a foot! | |
| 532 | What do you call a 3-foot long aardvark? | A yardvark! | |
| 632 | Why does Boo Boo never wear shoes? | He prefers to go bearfoot! | |
| 806 | What kind of shoes do frogs wear? | Open-toad sandals! |
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