8 results found for tag 'foot'
|155||What do you call a video of pedestrians?||Footage!|
|190||Why did the coach go to the bank?||To get his quarterback!|
|332||Why are snakes measured in inches?||Because they don't have any feet!|
|352||What did the naughty soccer announcer get for Christmas?||COOOOOAAAAAALLLL!!!!|
|354||Why can't your nose be 12 inches?||Because then it would be a foot!|
|532||What do you call a 3-foot long aardvark?||A yardvark!|
|632||Why does Boo Boo never wear shoes?||He prefers to go bearfoot!|
|806||What kind of shoes do frogs wear?||Open-toad sandals!|
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