12 results found for tag 'fruit'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16 | What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? | BA-NA-NA-NAAAA! | |
| 220 | What do you call the bottom of a rotten banana? | The bananus! | |
| 330 | What is a feminist's favorite fruit? | Mango! | |
| 359 | What did the fruit get when he enlisted? | A rasp-beret! | |
| 474 | Why was the man fired from the juice factory? | He couldn't concentrate! | |
| 480 | Why was the avocado stressed out? | He 'vacado 'bout a big test! | |
| 581 | Vegans think butchers are gross... | ...but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer! | |
| 585 | What was Hitler's least favorite brand of gum? | Jews-y Fruit! | |
| 640 | What is a giraffe's favorite fruit? | Neck-tarines! | |
| 671 | What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? | Cantaloupe! | |
| 684 | What's Hitler's least favorite brand of gum? | Jews-y Fruit! | |
| 804 | How do you motivate a tropical bird? | TOUCAN DO IT! |
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