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12 results found for tag 'fruit'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
16 What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA!
220 What do you call the bottom of a rotten banana? The bananus!
330 What is a feminist's favorite fruit? Mango!
359 What did the fruit get when he enlisted? A rasp-beret!
474 Why was the man fired from the juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
480 Why was the avocado stressed out? He 'vacado 'bout a big test!
581 Vegans think butchers are gross... ...but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!
585 What was Hitler's least favorite brand of gum? Jews-y Fruit!
640 What is a giraffe's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines!
671 What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe!
684 What's Hitler's least favorite brand of gum? Jews-y Fruit!
804 How do you motivate a tropical bird? TOUCAN DO IT!

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