6 results found for tag 'fuck'
|362||What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common?||It's fucking close to water!|
|591||How is a counterfeit dollar bill different from a skinny prostitute?||One's a phony buck...|
|595||How is a gold fish different from a mountain goat?||A gold fish mucks around the fountain...|
|596||How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery?||One shucks between fits...|
|742||What do you get when you cross a pirate and a pedophile?||Arrrgghh Kelly!|
|744||What's the rudest type of elf?||A Gofuckyours Elf!|
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