5 results found for tag 'gas'
|17||What did the melon say when her boyfriend said they should get married in Vegas?||"But honey, we canteloupe!"|
|90||Did you hear about the guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray?||He's now a seasoned veteran!|
|298||Why do the Irish put only 239 beans in their soup?||Because one more would be too farty!|
|485||How are pornstars paid?||Income.|
|533||What do you call an aardvark who plays poker?||A cardvark!|
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