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5 results found for tag 'gas'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
17 What did the melon say when her boyfriend said they should get married in Vegas? "But honey, we canteloupe!"
90 Did you hear about the guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray? He's now a seasoned veteran!
298 Why do the Irish put only 239 beans in their soup? Because one more would be too farty!
485 How are pornstars paid? Income.
533 What do you call an aardvark who plays poker? A cardvark!

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