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6 results found for tag 'gun'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
78 Why was the rubber band gun confiscated during algebra class? It was a weapon of math destruction!
322 Why did the bullet stay home? Because he was fired!
521 What do you call a T-rex who sells guns? A small arms dealer!
522 What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman!
671 What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe!
753 How did Thor lose his lightning powers? His father grounded him!

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