6 results found for tag 'gun'
|78||Why was the rubber band gun confiscated during algebra class?||It was a weapon of math destruction!|
|322||Why did the bullet stay home?||Because he was fired!|
|521||What do you call a T-rex who sells guns?||A small arms dealer!|
|522||What do you call a Communist sniper?||A Marxman!|
|671||What's Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?||Cantaloupe!|
|753||How did Thor lose his lightning powers?||His father grounded him!|
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