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ID Setup Punchline Tags
163 How do you make a hot dog stand? You take away his chair!
295 What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless!
383 What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile!
406 Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? Classic conditioning!
426 How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5!
431 What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
459 How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
651 How does a paraplegic cow get around? With a veal chair!
663 What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator!

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