9 results found for tag 'hair'
|163||How do you make a hot dog stand?||You take away his chair!|
|295||What do you call a bald porcupine?||Pointless!|
|383||What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?||Virgin mobile!|
|406||Why did Pavlov have such soft hair?||Classic conditioning!|
|426||How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?||F5!|
|431||What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist?||One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!|
|459||How does the moon cut his hair?||Eclipse it!|
|651||How does a paraplegic cow get around?||With a veal chair!|
|663||What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?||Gladiator!|
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