7 results found for tag 'halloween'
|307||What's a hillbilly's favorite thing to do on Halloween?||Pumpkin.|
|353||What do you call a fast zombie?||A zoombie!|
|517||What do you get when you divide a Jack-O'-Lantern's circumference by its diameter?||Pumpkin pi!|
|524||What did the ghost say to the bee?||"Boo, bee!"|
|621||What's a trashman's favorite holiday?||HAULER-ween!|
|709||How does a lady vampire flirt?||She bats her eyes!|
|730||How do you comfort a skeleton?||"It's going tibialright!"|
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