17 results found for tag 'hip'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 264 | How does NASA prepare for a spaceship launch? | They just planet! | |
| 276 | What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? | Halfway! | |
| 287 | How much does a hipster weigh? | An instagram! | |
| 326 | What's a physicist's favorite meal? | Fission chips! | |
| 365 | How did the hippie count his many wives? | He counted, "One Missus Hippie, two Missus Hippie, three Missus Hippie..." | |
| 374 | What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? | YEEAAAMS! | |
| 435 | How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? | "I need space." | |
| 442 | Why are computers so smart? | Because they listen to their motherboards! | |
| 444 | How do you pay 5 cents for a concert? | Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback! | |
| 455 | What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? | A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter! | |
| 488 | How do you keep a space ship tied down? | With an astro knot! | |
| 578 | Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? | So they can Scandanavian. | |
| 630 | Why is a room full of married people empty? | Because there isn't a single person in it! | |
| 653 | Why can't you tickle a sailor? | Because they're nautical-ish! | |
| 661 | Why did dinosaurs pay for Amazon shipping? | Because they live in the land before Prime! | |
| 669 | What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? | One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter! | |
| 780 | Who's the best rapper in Star Wars? | Boba Fett-y Wap! |
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