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ID Setup Punchline Tags
264 How does NASA prepare for a spaceship launch? They just planet!
276 What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway!
287 How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram!
326 What's a physicist's favorite meal? Fission chips!
365 How did the hippie count his many wives? He counted, "One Missus Hippie, two Missus Hippie, three Missus Hippie..."
374 What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? YEEAAAMS!
435 How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? "I need space."
442 Why are computers so smart? Because they listen to their motherboards!
444 How do you pay 5 cents for a concert? Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback!
455 What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!
488 How do you keep a space ship tied down? With an astro knot!
578 Why does the Finnish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So they can Scandanavian.
630 Why is a room full of married people empty? Because there isn't a single person in it!
653 Why can't you tickle a sailor? Because they're nautical-ish!
661 Why did dinosaurs pay for Amazon shipping? Because they live in the land before Prime!
669 What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter!
780 Who's the best rapper in Star Wars? Boba Fett-y Wap!

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