11 results found for tag 'hop'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 184 | How does a crazy person walk through the woods? | They take the psychopath! | |
| 209 | How does a crazy person walk through the woods? | They take the psychopath! | |
| 374 | What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? | YEEAAAMS! | |
| 444 | How do you pay 5 cents for a concert? | Go see 50 Cent and ask for Nickelback! | |
| 458 | Where do lions do their shopping? | At the maul! | |
| 483 | What do you call a tree with all its branches cut off? | An ampu-tree! | |
| 489 | Where do rabbits eat breakfast? | IHOP! | |
| 534 | Have you heard about the magician who was arrested at the candy store? | He had a few Twix up his sleeve! | |
| 594 | How is a nun different from a lady in a bath? | One is a soul full of hope... | |
| 602 | How do you sexually harass a classical music fan? | You grab em by Debussy! | |
| 780 | Who's the best rapper in Star Wars? | Boba Fett-y Wap! |
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