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9 results found for tag 'horse'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
246 What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? "Pardon me I'm just a little hoarse!"
256 Where do ponies go when they aren't feeling well? To the horsepital!
257 Why did the horse see a psychologist? He was unstable!
427 What kind of wine do horses drink? Chardonneigh!
579 What's a horse's favorite condiment? Mayoneighhhs!
626 What animal is most likely to be a prostitute? A whorse!
702 What do slutty horses wear on their hooves? Whoreshoes!
716 What's small, red, and has to whisper? A hoarse radish!
767 How do you tame wild rice? With a really tiny saddle!

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