9 results found for tag 'horse'
|246||What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?||"Pardon me I'm just a little hoarse!"|
|256||Where do ponies go when they aren't feeling well?||To the horsepital!|
|257||Why did the horse see a psychologist?||He was unstable!|
|427||What kind of wine do horses drink?||Chardonneigh!|
|579||What's a horse's favorite condiment?||Mayoneighhhs!|
|626||What animal is most likely to be a prostitute?||A whorse!|
|702||What do slutty horses wear on their hooves?||Whoreshoes!|
|716||What's small, red, and has to whisper?||A hoarse radish!|
|767||How do you tame wild rice?||With a really tiny saddle!|
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