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75 What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart!
86 What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches...
87 What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of circus midgets? The circus midgets are a bunch of cunning runts...
227 What's the difference between a short Eskimo and a fat eunuch? One's a frigid midget with a rigid digit, and the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel!
290 What is really bad at baseball but really good at parties? A pitcher full of margaritas!
443 Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring!
590 How is herpes different from mono? You get mono when you snatch a kiss...
591 How is a counterfeit dollar bill different from a skinny prostitute? One's a phony buck...
592 How is a marine biologist different from a golden retriever? The marine biologist tags a whale...
593 How is the Panama Canal different from Sarah Palin on a merry-go-round? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch...
594 How is a nun different from a lady in a bath? One is a soul full of hope...
595 How is a gold fish different from a mountain goat? A gold fish mucks around the fountain...
596 How is an eplipetic oyster farmer different from a hooker with dysentery? One shucks between fits...
597 How is a bunch of nude showgirls different from a daredevil? One puts on a display of cunning stunts...
641 What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok...
682 What do you call a twitching cow? Beef jerky!
714 What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Disney film? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!

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