10 results found for tag 'job'
|217||What do you call a snake who works for the government?||A civil serpent.|
|238||Why did the banker quit his job?||He lost interest!|
|320||Why did the grocery store delivery boy get fired?||Because he was driving people bananas!|
|431||What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist?||One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!|
|434||Did you hear about the herb gardener who worked until 8pm?||They had to pay him overthyme!|
|437||What does Cinderella do when she gets to the ball?||Gag!|
|479||Why did the gay whale choke?||Because he swallowed a lot of seamen!|
|764||Do you know why Bill Gates wasn't thrown out of the Garden of Eden?||Cause he doesn't like Apples!|
|765||Do you know why Steve Jobs' house is so hot?||It doesn't have Windows!|
|772||Why did the iPad go to the dentist?||Because it had Bluetooth!|
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