20 results found for tag 'king'
|15||Two muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "Man it's hot in here." What did the other say?||"Holy shit! A talking muffin!"|
|35||What do you call a sleepwalking nun?||A roamin' Catholic.|
|69||What does Coca Cola have in common with King Kong?||They both come in liters!|
|88||What did the banana say to the vibrator?||"What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me!"|
|217||What do you call a snake who works for the government?||A civil serpent.|
|222||How do you know when an Egyptian king is horny?||From all the Pharoah moans!|
|362||What does American coffee and having sex in a canoe have in common?||It's fucking close to water!|
|426||How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?||F5!|
|451||What kind of pajamas does King Arthur wear?||A knight gown!|
|477||What does King Arthur wear to bed?||A knight gown!|
|503||What do you call a British assassin?||An arsearsein!|
|554||Why are the guards around Big Ben always so tired?||Because they're working around the clock!|
|559||What did the baker say when his son stole his dough?||"Hey! I kneaded that!"|
|641||What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil?||A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok...|
|654||Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?||Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!|
|676||What do you call an unshaven British spy?||Stubble-oh-seven!|
|753||How did Thor lose his lightning powers?||His father grounded him!|
|775||How often do your friends from the round table visit you?||Always! They come a lot!|
|778||Why did King Arthur's knights have so many children?||Because they Camelot!|
|798||How are Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawk alike?||They both love ramps!|
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