11 results found for tag 'lauren'
|176||What did the retarded pirate say?||"Q!!!"|
|177||Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?||Because they have big fingers!|
|178||What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean?||Bob!|
|184||How does a crazy person walk through the woods?||They take the psychopath!|
|209||How does a crazy person walk through the woods?||They take the psychopath!|
|218||Where do astronauts hang out?||At the spacebar!|
|251||How does Moses make tea?||Hebrews it.|
|264||How does NASA prepare for a spaceship launch?||They just planet!|
|358||What did the NSA agent say on his first date?||I'm gonna wiretap that ass!|
|359||What did the fruit get when he enlisted?||A rasp-beret!|
|400||How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas?||He has felt your presents!|
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