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176 What did the retarded pirate say? "Q!!!"
177 Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!
178 What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Bob!
184 How does a crazy person walk through the woods? They take the psychopath!
209 How does a crazy person walk through the woods? They take the psychopath!
218 Where do astronauts hang out? At the spacebar!
251 How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
264 How does NASA prepare for a spaceship launch? They just planet!
358 What did the NSA agent say on his first date? I'm gonna wiretap that ass!
359 What did the fruit get when he enlisted? A rasp-beret!
400 How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas? He has felt your presents!

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