11 results found for tag 'lauren'
ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
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176 | What did the retarded pirate say? | "Q!!!" | |
177 | Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? | Because they have big fingers! | |
178 | What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? | Bob! | |
184 | How does a crazy person walk through the woods? | They take the psychopath! | |
209 | How does a crazy person walk through the woods? | They take the psychopath! | |
218 | Where do astronauts hang out? | At the spacebar! | |
251 | How does Moses make tea? | Hebrews it. | |
264 | How does NASA prepare for a spaceship launch? | They just planet! | |
358 | What did the NSA agent say on his first date? | I'm gonna wiretap that ass! | |
359 | What did the fruit get when he enlisted? | A rasp-beret! | |
400 | How does Darth Vader know what you got for Christmas? | He has felt your presents! |
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