9 results found for tag 'list'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 358 | What did the NSA agent say on his first date? | I'm gonna wiretap that ass! | |
| 359 | What did the fruit get when he enlisted? | A rasp-beret! | |
| 431 | What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? | One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs! | |
| 442 | Why are computers so smart? | Because they listen to their motherboards! | |
| 448 | What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? | "You gonna eat that?" | |
| 527 | What do you call a singing aardvark? | A bardvark! | |
| 555 | How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first? | They use a weightlist! | |
| 721 | What was Hitler’s favorite way to tie his shoes? | In little Nazis! | |
| 751 | Why did Karl Marx only write in lowercase letters? | Because he hated capitalism! |
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