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ID Setup Punchline Tags
358 What did the NSA agent say on his first date? I'm gonna wiretap that ass!
359 What did the fruit get when he enlisted? A rasp-beret!
431 What's the difference between a nail stylist and a hair stylist? One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
442 Why are computers so smart? Because they listen to their motherboards!
448 What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"
527 What do you call a singing aardvark? A bardvark!
555 How do doctors decide who should get liposuction first? They use a weightlist!
721 What was Hitler’s favorite way to tie his shoes? In little Nazis!
751 Why did Karl Marx only write in lowercase letters? Because he hated capitalism!

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