10 results found for tag 'little'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | What's the best way to carve a piece of wood? | Whittle by whittle! | |
| 246 | What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? | "Pardon me I'm just a little hoarse!" | |
| 250 | What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? | Very little! | |
| 294 | What did the shy pebble wish for? | To be a little boulder! | |
| 312 | What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? | "You're just going to have to be a little patient." | |
| 343 | How do you cut a small pizza? | With Little Caesars! | |
| 374 | What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable? | YEEAAAMS! | |
| 421 | Why did the cowboy buy a corgi? | Because he wanted to get a long little doggie! | |
| 648 | What do you call a little Mexican? | A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay! | |
| 695 | Why did the tiny pepper put on a sweater? | Because she was a little chilli! |
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