10 results found for tag 'little'
|9||What's the best way to carve a piece of wood?||Whittle by whittle!|
|246||What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?||"Pardon me I'm just a little hoarse!"|
|250||What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?||Very little!|
|294||What did the shy pebble wish for?||To be a little boulder!|
|312||What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?||"You're just going to have to be a little patient."|
|343||How do you cut a small pizza?||With Little Caesars!|
|374||What's Lil' John's favorite vegetable?||YEEAAAMS!|
|421||Why did the cowboy buy a corgi?||Because he wanted to get a long little doggie!|
|648||What do you call a little Mexican?||A paragraph. He's too short to be an essay!|
|695||Why did the tiny pepper put on a sweater?||Because she was a little chilli!|
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