6 results found for tag 'love'
| ID | Setup | Punchline | Tags |
|---|---|---|---|
| 72 | Why should you never date a tennis player? | Because love means nothing to them! | |
| 296 | Why should you date a zombie? | Because they're the only ones you can be sure want you for your brains! | |
| 360 | Why was Princess Leia's dating life so miserable? | Because she was looking for love in Alderaan places! | |
| 541 | What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? | Hand eeeeeyeeeeee! | |
| 606 | Why should you never date a dermatologist? | Their care for you is only skin deep! | |
| 679 | Why do police love arcades? | Because they give lots of tickets! |
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