6 results found for tag 'love'
|72||Why should you never date a tennis player?||Because love means nothing to them!|
|296||Why should you date a zombie?||Because they're the only ones you can be sure want you for your brains!|
|360||Why was Princess Leia's dating life so miserable?||Because she was looking for love in Alderaan places!|
|541||What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?||Hand eeeeeyeeeeee!|
|606||Why should you never date a dermatologist?||Their care for you is only skin deep!|
|679||Why do police love arcades?||Because they give lots of tickets!|
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