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6 Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman!
12 What insect has the best manners? A ladybug!
18 What did one snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?"
35 What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.
44 How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel!
191 What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken!
221 What is Tony Stark's favorite literary device? Irony!
231 What does Batman put in his drink? Just ice!
270 Where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet? On line!
288 What font does alphabet soup use? Times New Ramen!
321 What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein!
328 How do you kill the mailman? You de-liver him!
330 What is a feminist's favorite fruit? Mango!
331 What do you call a French man in sandals? Philippe-floppe!
341 What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say, "Hey, you, get offa my butt!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey, McButt, get offa my ewe!"
373 What comes between fear and sex? Fünf!
416 What do you call Iron Man without his suit? Stark naked!
417 What's it called when Iron Man does a cartwheel? A ferrous wheel!
418 What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a superhero, the other is a command!
424 What do a pregnant woman, burnt pizza, and frozen beer have in common? A man who didn't take it out in time!
474 Why was the man fired from the juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
486 Why don't robots like humans? Because we keep pushing their buttons.
522 What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman!
561 Why is Bruce Wayne so good at baseball? Because he is the Batman!
586 What do you call a caveman who wanders around aimlessly? A meanderthal!
605 Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind? He's afraid he'll get double crossed!
606 Why should you never date a dermatologist? Their care for you is only skin deep!
634 What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
641 What is Pac-man's favorite kitchen utensil? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok...
658 What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? They both use chemicals to remove the polish!
663 What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator!
683 A caveman and a bear walk into a bar. Bartender asks him, "What's your story?" Caveman says, "Bear with me."
723 What do you call a statue with a lightsaber? Mannequin Skywalker!
745 What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea!
746 How do you keep a gentleman away? Use detergent!
755 What should you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car, man!
756 What should you do if you see a fireman? Put it out, man!
757 What should you do if you see a postman? Walk around it, man!
780 Who's the best rapper in Star Wars? Boba Fett-y Wap!

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