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3 results found for tag 'marry'

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ID Setup Punchline Tags
17 What did the melon say when her boyfriend said they should get married in Vegas? "But honey, we canteloupe!"
303 Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married!
630 Why is a room full of married people empty? Because there isn't a single person in it!

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